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THE INSTITUTE
Prof Dr Dr Neville D. G. Morley MA PhD FRHistS FRHS NT AI, Director
Gwilym Davies, BA MRes, Deputy Director, Finance, IT, sequencing and sock puppets
Hector, 0.8 FTE postdoctoral researcher. Key publications: ‘Thucydides and Realism: why the Morley interpretation is correct’ and ‘Eff Off G.P. Grundy You’re A Loser’.
Sir William F. Butler, scientific advisory board. Probably not dead or imaginary.
Bettina von Götzen, administration and vague legal threats
Our well-appointed conference facilities in London.
CONSTITUTION OF THE INSTITUTE
The Governments of the States Parties Learned Organisations to this Constitution on behalf of their peoples researchers declare:
That since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defences of peace must be constructed;
That ignorance of each other’s ways and lives has been a common cause, throughout the history of mankind, of that suspicion and mistrust between the peoples of the world through which their differences have all too often broken into war;
That the great and terrible war which has now ended was a war made possible by the denial of the democratic principles of the dignity, equality and mutual respect of men, and by the propagation, in their place, through ignorance and prejudice, of the doctrine of the inequality of men and races;
That the wide diffusion of culture, and the education of humanity for justice and liberty and peace are indispensable to the dignity of man and constitute a sacred duty which all the nations must fulfil in a spirit of mutual assistance and concern, so the Thucydiocy Institute is an incredibly good thing give us all your money,
Exquisitely done, sir!